“Sometimes I keep wondering why a son of Odin would want to order a weapon from an ordinary citizen like me,” the blacksmith said absentmindedly, running a hand through his sweaty hair. He really needed a glass of water right now. A drink, actually.

Loki was about to say something when Tony talked again a couple of seconds after the silence he had put for dramatical effect. With a foxy grin on his face and the prince feared for the cleverness of what would come next.

“Then I remember I’m Tony fucking Stark.”

Oh the surprise.

rachelbearenson:

queenabaddon:

i spent 5 minutes looking at this picture i found on my dash trying to figure it out and i’m just even more confused than i was 5 minutes ago

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no

this is too confusing

stop it

get this math off my dash this is just frustrating me

you know you’re…

c2ndy2c1d:

chikoritas:

doublegeek:

Colton Haynes as Kevin and Mike Bailey as Edd.

i wanted to do a thing again im sorry

perfect kevin tbh gurgles pathetically

AW FUCK…. 

ice-cream-in-the-rain:

Something about bedrooms with little hidden away nooks or split levels just really gets me

madsforhannibal:

huughdancyfancypants:

hannibal: [eats and serves up humans to himself and other people at dinner parties]

hannibal fandom: ah, that’s pretty normal, we won’t freak out about it at all.

hannibal: [fucks with will’s head, making him cry and have a seizure]

hannibal fandom: [completely loses it]

Welcome to the Hannibal fandom.

burning-arrow:

I’m a strong independent gamer who needs no tutorial

andratien:

utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

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dear-monday:

Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.