“Sometimes I keep wondering why a son of Odin would want to order a weapon from an ordinary citizen like me,” the blacksmith said absentmindedly, running a hand through his sweaty hair. He really needed a glass of water right now. A drink, actually.
Loki was about to say something when Tony talked again a couple of seconds after the silence he had put for dramatical effect. With a foxy grin on his face and the prince feared for the cleverness of what would come next.
“Then I remember I’m Tony fucking Stark.”
Oh the surprise.
i spent 5 minutes looking at this picture i found on my dash trying to figure it out and i’m just even more confused than i was 5 minutes ago
no
this is too confusing
stop it
get this math off my dash this is just frustrating me
you know you’re…
Colton Haynes as Kevin and Mike Bailey as Edd.
i wanted to do a thing again im sorry
perfect kevin tbh gurgles pathetically
AW FUCK….
Something about bedrooms with little hidden away nooks or split levels just really gets me
hannibal: [eats and serves up humans to himself and other people at dinner parties]
hannibal fandom: ah, that’s pretty normal, we won’t freak out about it at all.
hannibal: [fucks with will’s head, making him cry and have a seizure]
hannibal fandom: [completely loses it]
Welcome to the Hannibal fandom.
I’m a strong independent gamer who needs no tutorial
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.